Saturday, November 26, 2005

In The Mix

Because yes, if I was a Mafia boss, and my life and the lives of my family members were threatened, I would indeed hire a bodyguard to protect their lives. And that bodyguard would probably be Usher, who apparently is the greatest club DJ ever, and naturally skilled at protecting the lives of young nubile Italian women. I completely understand now. Yes. Because we all know that when the Italian Mafia is in trouble, they turn to their black brethren. And when the two fall in love, as they inevitably will, it’s going to be A-OK with everyone involved. Of course.

1 comment:

Jameil said...

duh. i would too. because we all know usher is the man. welcome back.